homophobes be like: bein gay is a choice!
transphobes be like: bein trans is a choice!
tucutes be like: bein trans is a choice!
do you see what the fuck i’m talking about
slayer??? nah that meme’s so dumb it’s— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of slayers spill out of jacket] w-what a stupid meme i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of slayers scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen